Compared to the mugging, gang fights, drunk arrests and robberies to the Bay Area’s south, wealthy Atherton residents only have to worry about kids setting fire to… paper? There was another police blotter gem in today’s Merc. I can’t pass up:

Selby Lane, 12:45 p.m. Tuesday A young child set fire to a piece of paper at Selby Lane School.

I bet his parents were horrified.