Don’t think I’m crazy for making this, it took me about five minutes. And yes, I hate squirrels, they creep me out. On my university campus they were everywhere and that scary chirpy thing they do is like nails on a chalkboard.
When I saw this guy on my patio, I figured he’d see me and run. Then I realized he was just chillin’ and not moving. “Oh great, he’s dead,” I thought. Nope, he was breathing. “Great I’m going to have to watch a squirrel die on the patio.” I had time to run, get my cell phone for a picture, then text about it, then run for my camera, and he still didn’t notice me through the huge window. Weeeirdd. Eventually he woke up, but I compiled the pictures with captions, just click on it to open it to see it larger.