I discovered a new blog called “This is why you’re fat.” You know, just in case you’ve ever wondered. And the best picture of all? Bacon shell tacos.

If you know me, you know I hate bacon. Anything involving Mexican food combined with bacon– are you listening, Taco Bell?– is a sin. Not to mention an evil marketing ploy to get already cholesterol and fat loaded Americans to eat it. Insert vomit sound effect here.